Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock! Who’s there? More jokes!

These funny knock-knock jokes will keep everyone guessing. Bring these classic dad jokes back to life with our funny knock-knock jokes for kids and corny knock-knock jokes that’ll knock-knock your socks off.

Open Up

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

Knock-Knock Sass

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

Downright Magical

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Locked Out

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?  

Brrr!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

Real Sharp

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!

This Seems Familiar…

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!  

Poet and You Don’t Even Know It

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hike. Hike who? I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!

Mistaken Identity

Knock! Knock! Who's there? I am. I am who? You tell me!!

Pigs Fly

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!

Gladys Is At The Door

Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Gladys. A: Gladys, who? Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Knocking On My Door

Q: Knock, knock. A: Who's there? Q: Wooden shoe. A: Wooden shoe, who? Q: Wooden shoe like to know!

Fig-ures

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Snow Who?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.

Wire Who?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

Abe Who?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH...

Ken Who?

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ken Ken who? Ken I come in? It's cold out here.

Witch Who?

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Eysore Who?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!  

Leaf Who?

Knock, knock Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!

Radio Who?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

Cargo Who?

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go beep, beep!

Amarillo Man

Knock, knock Who’s there? Amarillo Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy!

Funny Nun

Knock, knock Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nun of your business!

A Shoe-morous Joke

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Lead Astray

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.

Right On the Money

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you—hand over the cash!

Howlin’ For You

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know if you don't open the door?

Go Nuts

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

Owls Say

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.

Art

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.

Kanga

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo.

Déja

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Déja Déja who? Knock! Knock!

No One

Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one No one who? *Remains silent*

Interrupting Cow

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow Interruptin- Mooooo!

Extraterrestrial

Knock! Knock! Who's there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?

Opportunity

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Opportunity That's impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

Says

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says Says who? Says me, that's who!

Honeybee

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

Stopwatch

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Stopwatch Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!

Europe

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!

Candice

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open, or what?

Spell

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O

Voodoo

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?  

Honeydew

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeydew Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?

Two Knee

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Two knee Two knee who? Two knee fish!

Water

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they're going to die!

Cash

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!

Turnip

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Turnip Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Closure

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Closure Closure who? Closure mouth while you're chewing!

Beets

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Beets Beets who? Beets me!

Godiva

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Godiva Godiva who? Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin? 

Loaf

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Loaf Loaf who? I don't just like bread, I loaf it.

Pecan

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!

Control Freak

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"

Impatient Cow

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient co... MOO!

Wanda

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

Olive

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it!

Ho-ho who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Hanna who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who? ...Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Mary and Abbey who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Irish who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Santa who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Santa. Santa who? Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

Snow who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Yule Log

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yule log. Yule log who? Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?

Carmen

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in already!

Convex

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Convex. Convex who? Convex go to prison!

Ya

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I'm excited to see you too!

Sherlock

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door shut tight.

Scold

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside—let me in!

Robin

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash!

Police

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry—I'm freezing out here!

Otto

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what's taking you so long!