50 Bad Jokes That You Can’t Help but Laugh At
Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. But somehow, these manage to still be funny.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…
… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Sometimes the best bad jokes are the shortest. Check out these short jokes anyone can memorize.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t. Check out these 25 clever jokes that’ll make you sound smart.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust. If this one has you smirking, these dad jokes will really give you a chuckle.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize. Check out these jokes that sum up the history of the world.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They’re both purple except for the rabbit. Here are 21 more anti-jokes you can’t help but laugh at.
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space. You won’t want to miss these 20 hilarious science jokes.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Love animals? Check out these hilarious vet office signs that will make you LOL.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
What did the mime say to his audience?
Nothing. He held his character because he’s a professional. Next time there’s an uncomfortable silence at work, try these work jokes that can diffuse any awkward situation.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad.
It’s a faux pa. More awful but funny dad jokes.
My new thesaurus is terrible.
Not only that, but it’s also terrible. Don’t miss these 20 grammar jokes every word nerd will appreciate.
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What did Blackbird say when he turned 80?
“Aye, matey.” Here are 21 scurvy pirate jokes ye should tell the rest o’ ye crew.
Three fish are in a tank.
One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…
… but then I turned myself around. You’ll definitely want to see the best jokes from your favorite comedians.
Wife: “How do I look?”
Husband: “With your eyes.” Now that’s a dad joke if we ever heard one. Here are more groan-worthy dad jokes you’ll still laugh at.
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.